Don’t Tread Rhythmically - Baseball Tee

DON’T TREAD RHYTHMICALLY – BASEBALL TEE

Limited Edition Desertcore Survival Gear

For the record: it’s a Graboid, not a Shai-Hulud.

But honestly? Let them think it’s Dune.

If it keeps them from walking with purpose in the sand, it’s doing its job.

This tee isn’t here to explain itself. It’s here to warn you—rhythmic movement is a risk.

Whether you’re in Perfection, Nevada or the spice-laced deserts of Arrakis, the beat can get you eaten.

Perfect for:

• Tremors fans who love a slow burn

• Dune fans who just nod solemnly

• People who dance like no worm is watching

Don’t Tread Rhythmically.

Worms don’t care about your franchise loyalty.